icorns

your favorite blonde celebrities, reimagined as partially shucked corn

sup cornholes,

the indian summer is over for the season, but the yield is bountiful at icorns’ content farmer’s newest grain sigh-lo, clocar.us

icorns wanted to celebrate the fourth of july with a blonde american hero but we understand more than most that the leslie knope bubble is juuuust about to burst (you heard it here first, cornballs).
here’s lana del rey instead (SOURCE: COOLSPOTTERS). 
even tho lana is always draping herself in american flags and once sang “i pledge allegiance to my dad” she’s actually a patriot because of her contributions to american neoliberalism.
i have this theory that lana del rey is a robot manufactured by big tobacco to sell marlboro reds. i think it’s working!

icorns wanted to celebrate the fourth of july with a blonde american hero but we understand more than most that the leslie knope bubble is juuuust about to burst (you heard it here first, cornballs).

here’s lana del rey instead (SOURCE: COOLSPOTTERS). 

even tho lana is always draping herself in american flags and once sang “i pledge allegiance to my dad” she’s actually a patriot because of her contributions to american neoliberalism.

i have this theory that lana del rey is a robot manufactured by big tobacco to sell marlboro reds. i think it’s working!

feminist artist nickolay lamm tweaks barbie’s measurements based on those of an average nineteen-year-old girl. 
beloved blog with rabid fanbase and tumblr-to-book deal tweaks nineteen-year-old’s measurements based on those of an average corn.

feminist artist nickolay lamm tweaks barbie’s measurements based on those of an average nineteen-year-old girl. 

beloved blog with rabid fanbase and tumblr-to-book deal tweaks nineteen-year-old’s measurements based on those of an average corn.

icorns is featured on flavorwire

@clocarus considers a name change to @clocornus as an integrated branding strategy

@ohsalad_days grapples with @cornsalad_maize

miley is a hero, cultural imperialist. 
corn come in all shapes and sizes doe

miley is a hero, cultural imperialist. 

corn come in all shapes and sizes doe

paula deen kind of apologized? 
hope they serve corn in heck (and at that high concept wedding)!
#riskingitforthebiscuit

paula deen kind of apologized? 

hope they serve corn in heck (and at that high concept wedding)!

#riskingitforthebiscuit

amanda bynes taught us new ways to hate ourselves.
"eye webbing." i looked on facebook- we might all have it. drown your sadness in high fructose corn syrup and several rhinoplasties.

amanda bynes taught us new ways to hate ourselves.

"eye webbing." i looked on facebook- we might all have it. drown your sadness in high fructose corn syrup and several rhinoplasties.

we all stood with wendy.
and you just know these guys use these when they get down at their backward barbecue. 

we all stood with wendy.

and you just know these guys use these when they get down at their backward barbecue.